PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cart